Tag: India

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 14 – Hampi to Hospet

    Went out for one more walk just after sunset. Packing is annoying.

    I retreated pretty quickly from the vendors. It gets overwhelming after a while. I am on the roof one last time listening to the monkeys and the birds and the horns, and squeezing out the last drops of wifi before the ride to hospet. You may have noticed i sometimes spell it Hosapete. Both are correct, as many towns have been recently renamed. Bugs found me, ugh.

    Across the street for a known entity for calories because of the upcoming train ride. Veg biryani (120) and a bottle of water (25) even though i had such a late lunch i am not really hungry. I’m sure I can find some food anywhere, but before i get stuck overnight on anything i want to solve any problems i can in advance.

    Why is it knowing you overpaid for something and knowing by exactly how much you overpaid are different mental spaces?

    Wifi says i have two bars but photo uploads are taking a while. Here’s hoping the wifi in the blr airbnb is better

    I definitely can’t finish this food. Cashing out of here and the room and catching a ride. Posting this before i lose wifi. Here’s hoping i don’t spend all night writing for your entertainment and my sanity.

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 14 – Saturday evening – last walk in Hampi

    Went out for one more walk just after sunset. Packing is annoying.

    I retreated pretty quickly from the vendors. It gets overwhelming after a while. I am on the roof one last time listening to the monkeys and the birds and the horns, and squeezing out the last drops of wifi before the ride to hospet. You may have noticed i sometimes spell it Hosapete. Both are correct, as many towns have been recently renamed. Bugs found me, ugh.

    Across the street for a known entity for calories because of the upcoming train ride. Veg biryani (120) and a bottle of water (25) even though i had such a late lunch i am not really hungry. I’m sure I can find some food anywhere, but before i get stuck overnight on anything i want to solve any problems i can in advance.

    Why is it knowing you overpaid for something and knowing by exactly how much you overpaid are different mental spaces?

    Wifi says i have two bars but photo uploads are taking a while. Here’s hoping the wifi in the blr airbnb is better

    I definitely can’t finish this food. Cashing out of here and the room and catching a ride. Posting this before i lose wifi. Here’s hoping i don’t spend all night writing for your entertainment and my sanity.

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 14 – Saturday still in Hampi

    I booked an airbnb in blr for the whole week. It is right off 100 feet rd, by toit. I picked a higher-end place because work is paying for it and i need a little less self sufficiency while i am focused on getting my job done. I paid 61 usd per night plus fees and stuff, which seems absurdly expensive to me now. There were lots of places in the mid 30’s that looked nicer than where i am staying now, but i need less hassle, and i like the idea of being able to walk or take a very short tuk tuk back from dinner.

    I rode the bike a little ways down the river and realized that the ferry is not bike capable. There are stairs to get down to the water.

    I am now surrounded by a herd of goats, sitting under a ruin by the river. The goatherd whistles, clucks and brays at them to move them down into the grass again. He picks up a small stick or piece of grass and tosses it behind them to get them to move. They seem to follow his instructions pretty well.

    This is one of the many ones that i am calling “working ruins” since although people don’t sleep here, they do live here. There are clay bowls and fresh rice on the ground. The family that ate here is likely one of those down in and around the river.

    In case you ever end up in the early 1500s in vijayanagar , you probably can get a job as an elephant carver. They REALLY like elephants, and you would really only have to learn to carve that one thing.

    Time to park the bike and take the ferry.

    Turns out the ferry can take a single bike at a time, right on the nose, as long as everyone else sits at the back. I paid 50 since i didnt want to wait for the boat to fill up, but i probably got taken a little since the boat was already heading out.

    The other side is way more hippie drum circle dirty european. I walked around some beautiful rice paddies, scaring off lanky birds along the way. I had my pick of three restaurants but the Goan Corner sounded familiar. It is of course stuffed with unshaven european 20 somethings trying to impress each other with alternately loudly swearing or agreeing with a yeeaaahhhh. Modern philosophers, i guess.

    I ordered a cardamom lasse and alu achari, since i hadn’t seen achari on the menu here yet.

    The lasse is super tart but good. I am trying not to drink it fast before the food shows up. This is probably a nice place to hang out, but the lack of breeze and the flies conspire to prompt my departure as soon as i eat. Maybe i can get a ride back.

    Ok, that. Was. Amazing. Is it fair to call it my best meal in india, if i know i have a taste preference for it? Either way, i would need good food critic words that i don’t have so i will just say wow.

    Food is definitely cheap here, even in touristy areas. The australians said no foreigners are allowed to buy property in india. This keeps the prices cheap. We can’t buy cars either, only rent everything.

    270 for that meal

    A shortcut through the rice paddy cut the return journey significantly.

    I continued my trend of paying too much for other things, but i won’t say what they are because people will find out later. I don’thave the energy to argue over a couple of dollars, and these people need it more than i do.

    Back to the room after the packed 10rs ride across the river, and an overheard conversation of a good price for a rickshaw to hospet (200). Cooling off, considering whether to go out again or just rest pack and shower.

    Posting again, unedited

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 14 – Saturday afternoon Hampi

    On to the museum where i had to pay another 500 since they wouldn’t honor the ticket I bought in the day they were closed. It is small but there are nice things inside, and photographs are prohibited.   The courtyard has a covered model of the whole area which is really nicely done, made with the local rock to represent the local rock.  There are some large defensive walls that i had not seen, and it gives an idea of the construction mindset.  There is also a model of the royal enclosure,  which showed me some places i missed.  I will get some more petrol here in town before i head back and poke around that area a bit.  I am particularly interested in pushkarani, which are step wells.
    Sneaking a cell phone pic
    Stopped for a liter of petrol and whatever pellets the guys told me i needed since it is a two stroke engine.
    I made my way back around using some things i learned from the 3d maps to visit the queen’s bath and the pushkarani and some other things in the royal enclosure.   Right now i am sitting under the wreck of an ancient fig tree.  A rock wall is built around its base,  and though i can’t say for sure it seems to be hundreds of years old.  It broke near the base and three big trunks flayed apart, one of which was cut off and removed for blocking the path, but the rest is still here.  There is a full set of dried leaves, so it must have fallen just this year.  There are a couple of green shoots coming from the stump and exposed roots, so perhaps it is not yet the end for this tree.
    Other than the faint murmur of voices up on the Bigflatthing above and the occasional whistle of someone corralling school children it is very quiet here.  The leaves crackle as the breeze tempts them to leave their branches.  Birds click and squawk at each other in the next tree over, much smaller but still distinct in this landscape .  Come to think of it, maybe that one is a fig? I say that because of the leaves, which would do a much better job covering a groin than the crispy brown teardrops on the fallen elder.
    Maybe someone moved the sign. It isn’t attached to anything. Again, the strange situation of not having the internet to check my musings, wherein we continue to explore my lack of knowledge of trees.  Feynman says that names aren’t important anyway, so I’m siding with him.
    I’m in an odd position right now of not really knowing what to do. I feel like i have seen most of the spots here and am starting to get itchy feet. I guess I will take the ferry and see the other side of the river.
    Back to the room to refresh first. And wifi so here you go.
  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 14 – Saturday in Hampi

    Since i went to bed early i woke up before sunrise and sat on the roof to watch the morning come. On the way up a big monkey was looming over two ladies who had already started breakfast. He was on the railing of the small steep metal stairs which finish the journey up to the roof. I waved my hat at him and he showed his teeth and lunged at me, but fortunately decided to walk away. I waited for him to climb down over the side of the building before i went up. Lesson learned : don’t threaten a monkey without a monkey stick. I rather enjoy having all parts of my face attached to the other parts.

    I spent a little time trying to pick where to stay in bangalore. I need to figure something out at least for sunday night. It takes a long time to get around so the basic decision is whether to be near work or nightlife. I lean toward the latter.

    Today i plan to take the bike across the river on the ferry and check out the village there. There are a couple of places on this side i haven’t seen yet including the biggest and closest temples. My train leaves Hosapet at 2130. It will take 20 or 30 mins to get there. I have this room booked for another night so i will be able to return here, clean up and pack before i go.

    The local theater troupe came by again with another set of costumes. I was at ground level this time ao i took photos and video with the good camera. I gave 200 which is probably a lot for a 30 second performance but i like what they are doing.

    Then the boys vending postcards and guidebooks came by again and i bought a book for another 200. The boys said they earn 15 as commission. All i had on me was a 2000 and i asked rocky to split it but he told the boys he would pay them later and he told me he would add it to my bill. That worked. I didn’t really want to buy anything heavy but it is pretty small.

    Time to put on all remaining sunscreen and head out. My phone is super frustrating and my forearm is really sore but i am otherwise in good shape. I guess I strained a muscle pulling the moped onto its stand.

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 13 – Friday in Hampi

    I have to apologize in advance for today, as there are simply inadequate words to describe what it feels like to sit here in the shade under a very pointy desert thing, and feeling the breeze cool my back.  I sit by an old path on a rock made exactly for this purpose, with chiseled divots every 6 inches.  There are more irregular seats nearby for others to join and laugh and talk but today there is only the dry breeze and the birds.  This spot between two huge glacial erratic boulders and a big hill made also of them channels the wind to make this such a perfect sitting place.   I may not pass this way again but others will.
    I don’t think I was even a little bit prepared for how I would feel here. The air is sucked from my lungs, I am not breathing it out.  The scale of things makes me dizzy.  I am trying to take a cell photo or two, but the real gems (I hope I hope I hope) are in my sd card. But, I saw pictures of this place before, and you will see mine and maybe say they are nice but the air will not be sucked from your lungs and you will breathe and your day will move on and you will not know what it is.  Today is my day.
    I sat under a big old tree by a rare stream.  You may ask why there was a city in a desert but the river makes this clear.  Still green things are mostly so only at the tips – sparse leaves, palms.  This was a great bushy thing, whose name I will have to ask. Around it was configured a temple and a spot to leave footwear, which I did while I sat in the shade.  Some flies were also in attendance at the temple so I did not stay overlong.
    On ascent and taking a break (I do wonder what the altitude is here) an asian man was climbing behind me and I asked if he had seen the old tree. He seemed interested enough and descended.
    Of course nearly all men here are asian but you know what I mean in that trying-not-to-be-racist American vernacular of “i feel bad that I can’t tell and maybe it’s a complicated question, and and and” But he had a nice camera and he looked like he wouldn’t want to miss the one old tree that doesn’t look like any others, hiding outside the wall behind a boulder the size of… What is even that big?  A building I guess, but there are lots of buildings here and none look much like anything else really so the analogy breaks down. A really freaking big rock, OK?  So big if it squashed your house no one would probably know because it would just be missing under the rock.  Of course people lived under this rock (the side of it) befor they got kicked out for living in a monument. Something doesn’t seem right about that, but it would be a much trickier affair if it was all “excuse me but can I have a look in your loo? It seems quite old dunn’it?”  (All polite people have british accents in my fictions of alternate present )
    On an amazing overlook I spotted a shimmering green bird who dove downwards with spread triangular wings before flipping up into flight. It sat on a nearby branch and I got ready to capture its dive, but got impatient and looked away an instant too soon.
    Onward and upward.  I hope some enterprising local has more water…
    Noooope.  Lots of warning signs though, written clearly in the universal language of “you cross this white line you fall of cliff and die”.  Fortunately I am literate in not-dying. So far.  I definitely didn’t bring enough water into the desert though.  That sign would be harder to translate but maybe they assumed the giant parched desert of rocks and dust would be a clue.  Don’t worry though, there are park rangers around to take care of my dessicated corpse.
    Ok couple snaps and I descend.
    Oh, look another way down the mountain. Not closer though, I don’t think.  Must resist urge to explore.
    Actually kind of hard to walk in here at the pinnacle monument as people have stacked up many rocks in piles.  I guess people’s urge to stack rocks is part of why that 12 storey temple exists down there so it’s hard to complain much, but it’s in my job description so I carry on.
    Ok I got down, but went quickly through a bunch more places.  I figured out how to get the timing close on the bird but finally gave up after 30 pictures of the same bush. Hint: set up the shot, then look with the other eye. I bet my photographer friends knew this already but one of you probably learned it with me today.
    Walked back to Rocky’s, washed out my only piece of cotton (bandana/snot rag) and put it on my head under the fan.  I am hungry but overheated and my arms and hands were burning. I need to deal with heat exhaustion before food. Was Maslow from India?
    Posting this without editing because tired.
  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 12 – Thursday evening in Hampi

    I switched my keyboard from swype to the default samsing one. I’m sure i will hate this differently.

    Going to watch the sunset at the place where one does.

    It was a short walk up a comfortably steep slope of something that cooled slowly, probably granite. If you have seen a mountain made a hill by a glacier it probably looked like this. The difference here is there are massive piles of glacial erratics everywhere. Huge stones stacked in unlikely ways by receding ice sheets. I am no geologist but it is hard to miss once you know how such things work.

    Still, though i mean millions of stones. Perhaps maine looks like this under the soil and folieage, but there is virtually none of that here except the lush green verge of the river. Many civilizations rose and fell under the foreboding gaze of windswept peaks, but these are instead lumpy things, not proper mountains and so their barren peaks are uncommon at this lesser height. I certainly haven’t ever even seen photos like this elsewhere. Perhaps we will see something in thousands of years when the ice sheets retreat from Greenland, but it won’t be nearly so hot there.

    I don’t know what the humidity is but is somewhere beween dust and talc on the “my mouth feels like i ate a handful of” scale that i just made up.

    We have sort of staked out our respective temples, though i plan to move around. There is a “sunset point” that i crossed over, the high point of the natural granite, covered as expected with chain smoking Europeans.

    Time to stop typing and look around more.

    A family of monkeys thought i was ok and they joined me on the side of a temple. They didn’t seem to mind i wasn’t giving them anything. These definitely associate people with food and lack of aggression similarly. I don’t know if this is typical really as it was the first monkey family i met. From a couple feet away after she came to sit near me, I watched the mother pick apart grain from dried out plants and she didn’t ask anything of me. Perhaps she was hoping the look on her face would convey the desired “will you look at this? You try eating this. It’s nothing but dead grass you pasty food hoarder.” But her language skills aren’t there yet.

    Later a gaggle of russians showed up with bananas but they were close to the other temple and i think that was someone else’s territory.

    Monkeys purr quietly at each other in what seemed like a question and response or at least agreement of feeling. Some others deftly scaled a sheer rock face like it was nothing and started a brief ruckus with those already occupying the sliced-cave at the peak.

    I am not sure i got much as far as photographs, but i wandered around and enjoyed the waning heat and the sun turning crimson as it dropped behind a pebbly hill miles away.

    I dropped off my stuff at the room and swapped to my sandals, as a pair of new leather shoes sitting outside a restaurant is more than i want to trust. I kinda need them.

    I’ve been thinking about what problems are fixable and whether i can do anything particularly useful. The cute Australian girls were selling water filters to villages, and a couple i met on the roof at breakfast was doing animal rescue. Both noble certainly, but not my wheelhouse. I have gotten into the habit of saying no to so many people who clearly need help. I took a picture today of an old man who lives outside the gated community of the ruins and town. He seems to own: a stick which holds him up in a permanent and severe crouch, a metal bucket, a wrap that serves as clothes for his groin, and a head wrap. He could’ve been one of the original temple builders for all i can tell, picking out his existence on who knows what.

    I don’t have an answer.

    Time for a shower then probably straight to bed. I asked for my moped to arrive early, following Rocky’s well tested three day travel plan and letting him handle the details. The moped is 500 for two days and petol is 100 here instead of 80.

    Showered. Ok that was nice. The bed is pretty firm here but i am beat so expect to sleep well. I have ro keep remembering my room is just a few steps up from the tiny dirt road, but there is a restaurant above me across the street and i have windows.

    My phone has been really acting up today. Evernote keeps closing out and reopening the note i am writing. It makes it hard to get anything done. I bet some unrelated update ran.

    This room also has a nightlight and a fan that barely fits between the walls. Granted, that isn’t much. This is the cheap room here at $15/night internet price. That’s part of why i don’t mind letting him deal with things, it will still be cheap.

    We leave our shoes by the main entrance, and Rocky’s little travel office has its own door of the stoop and just enough room for two visitors to stand. It houses his desk with paper record book and flat screen computer, a combination i found odd.

    Also on paper was the mandatory log book of name, age, sex, passport and visa numbers and expirations. Oh and camera model which i assume is for theft reports. My visa has many fewer digits than most, since it is the rare 5 year business visa.

    For dinner i went to Mango Tree, a place which has been around for decades, since before the site was identified by the UN and the residents cleared out. The old location was down by the river, probably under a mango tree. It is the best rated place so was full of europeans. I am not taking chances with food right now, but i did order their Mango Tree Special Fried Rice without asking what was in it. The answer is cashews, some kind of dried fruit, onions and green peppers. Probably other stuff but if you want a detailed description and recipe i am not your guy.

    This keyboard is not as good at fixing typos but is better about autocorrecting into insanity. I need to figure out what broke though, this is my only real device right now and being interrupted every 2 min is frustrating.

    I am pretty spent so this is probably my last update of the night.

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 12 – Thursday in Hampi

    I have to apologize in advance for today, as there are simply inadequate words to describe what it feels like to sit here in the shade under a very pointy desert thing, and feeling the breeze cool my back. I sit by an old path on a rock made exactly for this purpose, with chiseled divots every 6 inches. There are more irregular seats nearby for others to join and laugh and talk but today there is only the dry breeze and the birds. This spot between two huge glacial erratic boulders and a big hill made also of them channels the wind to make this such a perfect sitting place. I may not pass this way again but others will.

    I don’t think I was even a little bit prepared for how I would feel here. The air is sucked from my lungs, I am not breathing it out. The scale of things makes me dizzy. I am trying to take a cell photo or two, but the real gems (I hope I hope I hope) are in my sd card. But, I saw pictures of this place before, and you will see mine and maybe say they are nice but the air will not be sucked from your lungs and you will breathe and your day will move on and you will not know what it is. Today is my day.

    I sat under a big old tree by a rare stream. You may ask why there was a city in a desert but the river makes this clear. Still green things are mostly so only at the tips – sparse leaves, palms. This was a great bushy thing, whose name I will have to ask. Around it was configured a temple and a spot to leave footwear, which I did while I sat in the shade. Some flies were also in attendance at the temple so I did not stay overlong.

    On ascent and taking a break (I do wonder what the altitude is here) an asian man was climbing behind me and I asked if he had seen the old tree. He seemed interested enough and descended.

    Of course nearly all men here are asian but you know what I mean in that trying-not-to-be-racist American vernacular of “i feel bad that I can’t tell and maybe it’s a complicated question, and and and” But he had a nice camera and he looked like he wouldn’t want to miss the one old tree that doesn’t look like any others, hiding outside the wall behind a boulder the size of… What is even that big? A building I guess, but there are lots of buildings here and none look much like anything else really so the analogy breaks down. A really freaking big rock, OK? So big if it squashed your house no one would probably know because it would just be missing under the rock. Of course people lived under this rock (the side of it) befor they got kicked out for living in a monument. Something doesn’t seem right about that, but it would be a much trickier affair if it was all “excuse me but can I have a look in your loo? It seems quite old dunn’it?” (All polite people have british accents in my fictions of alternate present )

    On an amazing overlook I spotted a shimmering green bird who dove downwards with spread triangular wings before flipping up into flight. It sat on a nearby branch and I got ready to capture its dive, but got impatient and looked away an instant too soon.

    Onward and upward. I hope some enterprising local has more water…

    Noooope. Lots of warning signs though, written clearly in the universal language of “you cross this white line you fall of cliff and die”. Fortunately I am literate in not-dying. So far. I definitely didn’t bring enough water into the desert though. That sign would be harder to translate but maybe they assumed the giant parched desert of rocks and dust would be a clue. Don’t worry though, there are park rangers around to take care of my dessicated corpse.

    Ok couple snaps and I descend.

    Oh, look another way down the mountain. Not closer though, I don’t think. Must resist urge to explore.

    Actually kind of hard to walk in here at the pinnacle monument as people have stacked up many rocks in piles. I guess people’s urge to stack rocks is part of why that 12 storey temple exists down there so it’s hard to complain much, but it’s in my job description so I carry on.

    Ok I got down, but went quickly through a bunch more places. I figured out how to get the timing close on the bird but finally gave up after 30 pictures of the same bush. Hint: set up the shot, then look with the other eye. I bet my photographer friends knew this already but one of you probably learned it with me today.

    Walked back to Rocky’s, washed out my only piece of cotton (bandana/snot rag) and put it on my head under the fan. I am hungry but overheated and my arms and hands were burning. I need to deal with heat exhaustion before food. Was Maslow from India?

    Posting this without editing because tired.

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 12 – Morning in Hampi

    Checked into Rocky Guest House. Rocky is the son. Ramun is the boy (worker?). I already forgot the name of the father. All are super friendly.rocky’s father was born here. His English is ok in simple words, I want to talk to him more. Rocky seems much more cosmopolitan.

    There are roof decks on many places in this little upscale tourist town. I say upscale because there are windows and ac. I am eating the Indian breakfast which is a spicy (oops) dosa with a fruit salad and two sauces I haven’t touched yet, plus a bottle of water and a coffee which is already gone. I want to clean up and go out, power through my tiredness an sleep just after sundown.

    These are the kind of rooftops that great chase scenes are filmed on. This roof is cleanly swept and I walk barefoot having left my shoes at the door. The sloped ones are all corrugated metal and/or palm fronds.

    Most indians here have a darker complexion, the same as I noticed in a few towns nearby. It is likely this phenotype goes back many generations, though I am not sure if there is any connection to the Vijayanagara people, or their conquerors or someone else. There was a roving musical play with painted and costumed performers that I enjoyed from the rooftop.

    I checked in and Rocky planned my three days here. I am booked for three nights but I knew that going in. I leave after sunset so it will be nice to have the room.

    I am lying down in the small room, similar to one in goa, which may be a mistake. I showered and my body feels like a deflated balloon. I need to keep moving if I am to see his planned sites for today. I will bring the camera and get wifi back in town. I could hit the temple with a rock from here so I am not worried about getting lost. Actually no,I don’t throw that well and anyway despite it also being made of rock they probably wouldn’t appreciate that. Maybe a lemon.

    Off I go, posting now.

  • Hoyle goes to India – Day 11 – Wednesday – Walking to Mapusa, Hell-bus to Hampi

    Yep, it is hot. But this world is built on a very different scale. I got thirsty so I stopped at one of a thousand open air places offering food and beverages. 25 for a bottle of Bisleri, one of the bigger brands I have seen. 40 is the beach price I guess. The young boy bussing tables deferred to the mid 20’s guy, presumably because his english is better

    I have said no to at least 30 taxis, motorbikes and tuk tuks. Those being much more rare here than in Bangalore

    It is not so bad in the shade , so stopping to rest is good.

    The 5s are coins. I will save that one.

    The next place was tiny, just two old plastic chairs and a tiny room with no door, but the price was 20. The man spoke a little english and knew when my bus was coming. I passed a little place with buena vista social club playing. It seemed appropriate.

    Next a big hill with a school on top. All downhill from here as they say. The owner of the guest house honked as he rode by and I waved. The sign says I have walked 37km

    Made it to Mapusa. It is hectic here. I found a few guys who were wearing actual shoes and asked them for the best restaurant. Satyaheera they said and then “Big building” and pointed. Hotel Satyaheera stands proudly over the central square with a big green sign. The guard put me on the elevator to the 5th floor. It claims to have ac, but that term seems vague here . Chicken biryani and bottled water on the way. Bus in 1 hour. I walked a LONG way. I am soaking wet so the “ac” and fans are working. I found power, I am down to 20% though I do have a spare battery. Google maps plus photos along the way ate some of it.

    The bus was pretty much on time. It took us a while to board and I milled around with the other folks all of us aiming to confirm our destination. I am in 17 which is near the back and up top. Both of these were mistakes. This side has only a single width bunk, while the other side is doubles. The aisle is quite small and I was unable to turn around while wearing my bag.

    I met a couple of cute Australian girls in the next bunk over. They have been volunteering to sell water filters to rural villages near Bangalore. They told a story about how hard it was to ditch a couple of punjabi guys who had helped them after a scooter crash. We chatted for a few and I found my charger. Unfortunately my power outlet doesn’t work but I have my battery so I am using that to charge and type this.

    There is plenty of room while lying down, but not otherwise. The bus is not designed for chatting up cute Australian girls. There is a metal shelf at my feet and my bag fits ok, along with the water bottle I paid 20 for from a kid before boarding. The ac is not great but the wind is nice and is working to cool my sweat. There is a firm pillow covered in plastic. I left my shoes at the bottom before climbing up the ladder which left just enough room for one foot at a time.

    Right now we are at a very welcome stop in panjim. Welcome, because riding sideways and backwards was not working for my motion sickness. Again, lack of headroom, lack of really any room, and the motion all conspire against my having a much-needed conversation. There is one more stop before we head east. I can see out a little window by my shoulder, and at least when I do so I can look forward. I’m not sure how much sleep I will get but I slept a ton yesterday and probably will be ok even if I don’t.

    I think I forgot to talk about this afternoon, so I will jump back. I met a nice guy on the beach who didn’t try to sell me anything, which was quite refreshing. He was on vacation in Goa from New Delhi and he confirmed that I had been overcharged for basically everything. He was paying 300 a night for a hostel and 250 for a scooter. I am glad to have had my own room and bathroom, as sick as I was, but it is good to know exactly how much I overpaid. Next time he says, get an indian to cut a deal for me. Lesson learned. Anyway he and I hung out a few hours under umbrellas, frequently shooing away various vendors. A dog slept under my padded chair, in a divot of sand. I don’t know what they find to drink.

    I have a hot spot on my toe but otherwise I am no worse for wear after the long walk. I don’t feel any sunburn but I haven’t seen a mirror all day. I imagine I am filthy and stinky but I am just glad to be moving. I wish there were wifi though. I got a Jio SIM from one of my guys in Bangalore but it hasn’t worked for me yet. I may give it another try.

    We are moving again, time to stop typing and look out the window to avoid getting sick

    Just saw a sign that said “stop for hecking”.

    Looking out the window works. Looking at my phone does not. I regret not peeing. Maybe in Margao. I don’t see where a bathroom could fit on this bus.

    I had to make the bus stop. Maslow is a bitch. I think I peed both my kidneys right out on the side of the road. You would think that on an overnight sleeper bus there would be some sort of bathroom, but no such luck. Lesson learned: bring an empty bottle. Also, three cheers for being male, sorry ladies. Seriously though, no toilet? That is the word here, btw same as in London. No one needs a room just for resting. Other things I am thankful for: taking another immodium as a proactive measure. Also for not stepping on a broken bottle as I ran into the woods in garbagetown India, between wherever and someplace else. I am still shaking I had to pee so bad.

    I am no longer hawk-focused on the google map on my phone. I figured I could make it to the Margao bus terminal but we passed it, and then out of Margao entirely. The bits by the road looked pretty rough. There was an outdoor meeting with a speaker and about 150 attendees, many in the abundant plastic chair. They are basically what we use as lawn or pool furniture, but probably a little sturdier, from before China figured out Walmart didn’t care about quality in the slightest bit. I am guessing it was political, the meeting I mean, not the decision to foist injection molded garbage on the American public.

    Are tires supposed to squeal on a bus? Asking for a friend. Totally unrelated item: Remember I am in 17 in case you need to ID my corpse. The Australians are giggling. I might join them. It is either that or whimper and that’s unseemly. I hope he’s not trying to make up for the minute I spent peeing, I don’t need that blood on my hands.

    No cell service here, and obviously no wifi because that is like twelfth in the list after bathroom, not hurtling off a cliff, and some other stuff. I am struggling to keep the usb cable in the battery. “At least you’ll feel secure” said the cute Australian about my small bunk. That adjective has left my vocabulary.

    Fortunately as I was able to deal with my most groinally pressing need I suddenly find that I have become immune to car sickness. Or maybe I still get car sick but my body is convinced I am on some kind of carnival ride and I longer get THAT-sickness. Maybe adrenaline dampens motion sickness. Someone should science that. Pretty sure I am ready to wrestle a bear on the amygdala explosion scale.

    On the plus side, we should be in hampi in 6 or 7 minutes assuming we don’t accidentally reach orbit.

    We are almost in Palolem, which continues our southward journey before turning east. It seems like it might be the long way, but who am I to tell a professional which way to terrifyingly hurtle. 60% of those taking the fast way probably get eaten by tigers. Future reference: bottom bunk and book both seats on the double.

    Some random dude looked into my bunk, I bet he was looking for a bathroom. Or a priest.

    I hereby declare this a lying down bus, anyone who can sleep through this needs their head examined.

    We stoped to take on more passengers. I feel like I should warn them. They are french I think. This bus is almost entirely white people. I have yet to meet another American. I’m sure there have been other foreigners, but I can pick out European languages pretty easily, not so much Asian ones.

    I have prickly seeds stuck to my shorts from my pee break. I would concern myself with bringing a potentially invasive species to hampi, but they will probably burn up in the bus fire anyway, and if they survive that, good on em.

    I stashed my battery in my bag with the 3 meter cord coming out. That way I can focus on not chucking my phone with one hand and white knuckle the railing with the other. We are moving again. Last time it took us a while to get up to speed, I think he was lulling us into a false sense of not-dying. Let’s see if he pulls the same trick on the newbies.

    As you can probably tell I use humor to distract myself in stressful situations, so you’re getting a long update this time. You know how they say this kind of thing builds character? Right, you can skip this one. Also the vomiting one.

    When I walked by the guest house on the way out of town a laborer asked me the time. After I sent my message I walked back past him and noticed he had a string set to guide each course of the rectangular lava rock that makes up so many buildings. I’m not sure he knew what the line was for, since the fledgling wall got nearly twice as thick along its course, with a big gap between the two courses of stone. I think maybe he also made this road. I wonder if there is even a Goan word for “straight”

    New idea for India: I bet in ten minutes I could get $500 from the passengers on the bus to have this trip take an hour longer. I might cover 497 or 498.

    You are my company tonight, and I find I can’t edit easily so this will either be posted without or later when I have a chance on solid ground. It is pretty much impossible to select the right spot in prior text due to the gee forces. Plus that seems more problematic with the motion sickness. Maybe I’m losing my adrenaline buzz. They only last so long, and then you get eaten by the bear.

    Trying to lie on my side, but my knees hit the railing. I do have another pillow (two actually, a flat one and a neck one. I will break those out if I think it will help and that I can keep them in the bunk.

    Ok wrong side, need to see out the window still.

    Nope side doesn’t work at all. Need the widest possible base to prevent sliding around or rolling off the 5 foot drop to the floor.

    Closing my ac vents , starting to actually get chilled. No blanket, that would be number 9 on the list, if you’re counting. I have lots of clothing choices if I need them including a not-very-Goan jacket. I won’t need that.

    Seriously are you still reading this?

    Oh man, we just got pulled over. I didn’t think that was a thing. I am going to get a “fine” ready in case they take a collection

    Oh we are passing into Karnataka and there was a checkpoint I guess. So yeah, still no traffic cops, I guess.

    Someone farted. Bad.

    Or maybe it was a “welcome to Karnataka” garbage fire. whatever it is I wish it would clear out. Opening my vents. There is one above my head and another my knees. In between is the non-universal and non-functional power outlet. There is also a light which works (just checked). Pretty much everything here is LED. I think the streetlights are a single fluorescent tube mounted vertically but at an angle , like the under side of the part of a bendy straw that you drink from.

    This street doesn’t seem to have many lights. They should put reflectors on the cows. Even a big one would probably only make it to bunk 10 or so before turning to hamburger, so I am safe. That’s how this works, right? I see why everyone says to take the train

    Still going south. There is actually a tiger preserve to the east, so I might not have been entirely lying before.

    Hot spot on my outer left heel too. Toe is right uhh index toe? Noting for future reference, and to punish you for continuing to read my ramblings. There are like 6 or 8 more hours of this ride. Get out now or hope I fall asleep somehow.

    We just stopped for no apparent reason. Still no sign of an official toilet break. I have no clue what women are expected to do. Bring a bucket? My window doesn’t open or I would just pee right out of it.

    When we corner my curtain goes to the other side of the aisle sometimes. I would tuck it in but I like having a roll indicator for now.

    The bus has a driver plus another guy. Maybe he is the replacement in case of tiger attack. If he’s more careful I will start rooting for the tiger. I’m practicing: “Sorry your friend got eaten by a tiger, after I pee again can you still get us to hampi? Slowly?”

    Random stop for the driver to pee I think so I joined him for good measure. 4 hours with no official stops, I am damn glad I asked the first time and was spry this time. I drank a bunch to rehydrate after the 8 mile walk in the sun, so sue me. Seriously bring a bottle.

    This country would do so much better with just a LITTLE more work. Coordinating pee breaks with actual toilets would be good. Or even “no bathroom, here’s an empty bottle” would be angood improvement.

    I’m just going to put “we crashed and I died” at the bottom of this to save time, then write stuff in front of it.

    There is a lot of overnight excavation work being done in the hills. Hopefully they are straightening the road. We are behind a semi now, which will serve as early warning to the driver when we are about to go into free fall. Did I mention we’re all gonna die in a firey crash?

    We added another passenger in Algeri, which seems to just be a crossroads of garbage and heavy equipment. If empty water bottles suddenly become valuable, this country will be unstoppable. Meanwhile it is mostly garbage piles. I don’t recall seeing a garbage can since Bangalore, and I think those were for show. A bottle deposit with no limit for prior manufacture would turn millions of tent dwellers into garbage farmers. Of course there are other types, but plastic bottles are the most frequently seen.

    23:30 now, I left at 19:00.

    We did finally turn east.

    Barf bags. Barf bags and pee bottles. Come on, India I am not asking for much.

    I wish I qere kidding about the hurtling part. You know the sound a bus makes when it has reached the top end of its gearing and absolutely cannot go any faster? I do

    Whoa we stopped at a place. I bought 3 packaged snacks for 35. A guy in a reflective vest is yelling something in an unknown language and blowing a whistle. No one is paying attention to him.

    We are at hotel aditya shree if you want to follow along with the home game. Everyone is smoking, hard to blame them

    Talked to a guy from the uk, he is going to Kerala.

    Assured jos via text that the reports of my death have been slightly exaggerated.

    The ac is off, it is heating up fast. Bushy beard guy was on point and got them to turn it back on. At least we won’t die of heat stroke prior to the fiery death.

    It is 00:18. I think we were stopped for 15 or so. I walked to the toilets again for good measure, but didn’t wash my hands. I saw the hand dug well outside and I’m pretty sure I am cleaner than anything there. I have wet wipes which I can hopefully retrieve without knocking myself unconscious. Or if I do hopefully it lasts till hampi. Just kidding I know that is really bad for you, from watching Archer.

    I definitely need to write a novel now, because this journal is super long, and if it ends up being the most significant writing work of my life I ammight in big ttrouble.

    For a few li.es I will experiment with not correcting my syupid keyboard. It dors phenomenally stupid things like words that start eith a become ammight or ait or athe. I actually typed those that time. Future reference, if you see athe word that starts with a and nakes no sense I probably just meant a.

    Major fartage again. (Wasn’t me) Really, you can stop reading now.

    The front cabin is has a door, so I can’t smell the chain smoking driver. Whatever cools his nerves.

    First snack is 50 50 Maksa Chaksa. So naturally that means half Maksa and half Chaksa. I think it is a cracker.

    I feel ripped off. That was definitely only 40% Maksa. As I ate crackers (100% crunchy) and thought about that joke, I realized I am linguistically biased against Chaksa. Someone should science that too.

    This bus has a good engine I guess. We are passing trucks left and right. Well, right, because that’s how it works here. I have no idea whether we are basically just driving on the wrong side of the road most of the time. 90% chance of Chaksa.

    I figure the tigers don’t know there is a boundary on the tiger reserve, on account of tigers can’t read. It definitely looks like tiger country out the window. I can say this as a tigerologist which I’m not, or tigernomnomee which I hopenot, if the bus crashes. If a tiger eats me don’t let them shoot the tiger because I probably taste really salty and Maksa-y right now, and who could blame them, really?

    We are climbing out of the river valley through Hulagan, a place so small it isn’t even on the road. Good thing too perhaps, you don’t want Hulaganism spreading too much.

    Seriously folks, I’m here all night, you don’t have to read this.

    235. I slept some. I have no idea how. It is freezing in here. It turns out than in addition to the two vents, which I closed, is a speaker which shares a plenum and has unhappily come unattached. I am under my jacket, with my raincoat over my legs. If I get any colder I will have to change pants. Outside hubbali, the end of the hampi express train line which I will take to Bangalore.

    255 Someone is smoking. If we crash I hope they die first, but slowly and painful enough that their screams lead me out of the burning wreckage. I think I need pants, it is really cold. I actually put on the jacket. Can’t see out the windows, fogged up on the outside. See:freezing cold inside

    415. Gadag. Huge statues of people i can’t make out. Ac shut off and it woke me. I didn’t realize how loud it was. Jacket off, 2 mins later ac on again. . Ugh. Jacket on.

    The big dipper is upside down!

    Snack #2 salted peanuts. 0% Maksa.

    Let’s talk about speed bumps in the middle of the highway. Ok, I’m done.

    Massive shooting star. Double burn then a bang at the end like a firework.

    Coming into another small town. One thing i haven’t brought up yet is the water tanks on most roofs. I think the only windows in this town separate me from it. People seem to be awake at all hours everywhere. Driver got coffee I think. Bus moving, ac off.

    I keep seeing statues of a guy pointing forward. Probably the same guy.

    A little kid on the bus is coughing as we drive by a small garbage fire. Probably unrelated.

    Less than a hour left.

    A smoky mess of a Dickensian nightmare looms out of the darkness. I’m not sure if it is a power plant or some kind of factory

    One thing they have right here is they let big trees be big trees.

    I’ll have to ask about the ones that look like depressed spruces with all their branches folded down like a mopey girl in a prom dress.

    We stopped in hosapete and there is a line for the toilet charging 10 rupees. Now I understand why they didn’t take the bypass road. Chai tea coffee toilet kickback to bus driver. Pretty sure we would be there by now otherwise. If I miss sunrise because of this i will be unhappy.

    Ac wind tunnel is back on, and i just put my coat away.

    Day is breaking.

    Out here it is not the last 10% that is missing, it is the last 90 %. So much is smashed, burned, broken. People take some care of their tiny corner but all shared space is a disaster. Infrastructure is nonexistent outside of power, lights and what passes for roads. At times I can’t tell what is a house, a workshop, a pile of rubble.

    Just saw a couple of ox carts

    Anjuna has an injection of international tourist and expat dollars propping up the economy, but here there is dirt and stone.

    Just saw monkeys on a roof

    Getting close now.